Negative Man

Not today my good persons, not today am I going to be Negative Man.
Today I am light and sweetness. Today I'm everyone's friend. A friend to man and beast alike for Christmas is upon us and I am all things giving.

Now before I hear you becry the words hypocrite, charlatan or even dare I say Liar, allow me to educate you to my reason if not my rhyme. I am of course an educated man, a man of letters (my favorites being; R, I, A, quickly followed by 'hansom man'. But I digress) for I have allowed myself the luxury of niceness for a one week period which we will call One Week in December BC (before Christmas) and in this week I will not think nasty on anyone.

I sit here now with a coffee, one of the things that make me truly believe there is at least one god. Coffee is one of those marvels of life, its makes me happy, takes away my headaches, lets me drift off to tropical climes amid the sounds of tribal drums pounding a staccato of, drink me pretty people; drink of my toasty goodness (or is that just an ad I have stuck in my scull?)

Coffee really is one of my favorite smells though, along with frying bacon and freshly baked bread. I don't know why but it has that homely earthiness to it, which is funny because I can't say I remember those smells from my own childhood.

Mind you I can't remember very much of my childhood at all. Either I have reasons to have blocked it out or if as I suspect I was never a child. Born at the age of sixteen to a poor family, life was a struggle for a spotty fattish adolescent who's parents dressed him as a baby. Nah maybe not.

Well anyway that is my plan, I am the NICE GUY, I will report my progress here and regale you with stories of the great deeds I done onto others and the non nastiness I have spread.

until then, have a wonderful and rich week

Happy Rabbit.