Around my head in thirty seconds.

Ok, OK. So I've been a bit tardy.
First I lost my old email address, then I forgot my login, ..... Then I ran out of excuses. CRAP... It took me about 2 emails and 30 seconds to re-establish contact with my Blog, so I guess it boils down to care factor.

But really I do care and I do want to write more, you lil people out there deserve more of me and it's my duty to lavish it upon you all. (Hmmm that's the best I've got for you, from 6 months of not posting, sad aint it?)

Don't know if you've noticed, but the world seemed to get even uglier in the past few months, every time I get gooey over something nice, some human goes and blows it. The stupidity of those we put in charge just beggars belief, although I'll stick to my mantra and scream "I didn't vote for the bastards". (note, I always hate that full stop after some other punctuation. Should it be there? Doesn't look right! God I anguish over the little things)

It spooks me sometimes to think that maybe I'm the odd one out and consensus says we should just blow the shit outa someone else, we should decimate a few trees because three guys in country whoop whoop need a job, we should kill any beast, bug, bush or bird; just because we can, or in South Park Speak "It was going to attacked me first"

Note to all those swimming around the wet edges of Australia, "that's where sharks and crocodiles live, yes they bite. No, you are the one with the large brain, use the F@#king thing.

I've discovered a very important rule in politics recently, one which should help me when I finally get up the courage and decide to run the world (or just the interesting bits at least) When everyone says, "don't do it, your just digging a hole for yourself". Start digging and dig fast and frequently and when you are so far down, so deep, everyone then says "well we have to do it now, it would be stupid to stop and leave it like this". Instant consensus. (I should be charging you for this stuff, you know that don't you?)

Well my thirty seconds are up, I'll write at ya's real soon I promise.

Cya Humans.