Hell-o Humans
I can't believe its been so long between posts. There has been so much happening that has given me reasons to rant. Elections, fuel costs, war, stupid people everywhere, man's inhumanity to man and the newspapers still wont publish my letters.

Speaking of elections, next time I'm gonna run, no I'm serious. I'm a shoe-in seeing the dross that got elected this time. I just cant believe it that the important issues got hijacked again.

And what was run out as the main issues this time? F#&king children overboard, it wasn't an issue 4 years ago and it still isnt an issue now. No WMD, why are so many people sad that we found none!. Can't run a council, so how can you run a country, Nevermind that it was one of the poorest and poorly maintained electorates in Sydney, and yes, the injection of funds for infrastructure and services did force a budget blowout, but I'm sure the current council and citizens are very greatfull now. A vote for Howard is a vote for Costello, Am I missing something, I wanted a rodent but I got a snake! whats it matter your gonna get bitten anyway. Logging old growth forests. Now hang on, that sounds like an issue. If we don't chop em down 600 people will be out of a job (sooner) if we do chop em down 600 gazillion people will miss out on the benifits of seeing truely beautiful forests. Its obvious which way sane people will vote isn't it, ........................TIMBER.

And that my sorry fellows is about it. as far as I can tell the whole election was run on a platform of (in order of listing) Lie, Fear, Smear, Fear again and logic swatted by vested interest. and with that, we've just handed the keys to the political gun cupboard to the most morally corrupt, backward thinking thugs since last time, but unfortunately we've also made them the security guards as well by giving them the control of both houses of parlament.

And I think I know what my slogan will be.
Vote for Rabbit, it couldn't possibly get worse.