G'day Humans.
Today I'll expand a little more on me. For all those who don't know the above heading sums up my body shape quite well. Imagine a barrel with legs, oh yeah throw in aging and greying; not a pretty sight I'll agree. I'm not sure when all this happened to my body, I always thought of myself as tall and slim, well tallish and ok not fat, but its been pointed out to me that this is not quite the case, most lately by my cardiologist.
If anybody hasn't realised it yet the laws of physics change with time, all the common laws you learnt in school do not apply as you get older, the most important thing that you need to know is that gravity is cumulative, as you age it has a stronger pull, most of your external appendages now point down more often, your internal organs will pool in the bottom of your stomach and your arse heads to the ground. The pull of gravity makes lifting your feet a chore, shuffling is more energy efficient than actually walking and you'll spend most of your time moving this way. One more thing, if you think tennis players grunt too much when exerting energy, just wait to you get old and have to get up out of a chair or heaven forbid a bean bag.
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